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It was definitely him that wrote all of this. His alter ego takes a lot of credit because he’s a selfish wazzock but there is no denying the author wrote all of this. Here for the funny, not to be taken too seriously. most of the stuff I write here didn’t actually happen I just thought of it and wrote it. Unless it did happen, but still don’t take me seriously. Si thi!

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