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Yes, it’s the most favouritable herb I add to chicken. I forgot to pick it up from the grocery shop because I didn’t see this prompt but I’ll grab some tomorrow morning. Thank you daily prompt!

Or is it asking if I take all the air holes out of it with my knuckles so it will rise in the heat?

Who knows? But tomorrow’s chicken will be decent now tha knos

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