Gymnastic Bars Commentary on the Radio

up ya go son

there he is…swinging in the crumpet

seven coasters stacked on a bathmat

but not out of place here

that’s a nice opener to the cabaret

 

ooh, creases in the pocket

I like that

swivel, twist but don’t shout

sky diving to pay the rent 

that will tickle the judge’s fondant fancies

 

into rhinoceros horn territory there

woah son – hangover’s easing

hold it stiff for a second

don’t relax in the tea cosy

 

there we go…a Herbert windmill for breakfast there

and for dinner too,

just missing out on three square meals

 

great set of pipes in the basement as he plays for time

 

slows it down a bit before stopping entering the final phase

there he goes standing upright on your neighbour’s turf 

keep the broom between your legs there

trampoline fetish out of the blue

wait for iiiiiiittttt!!!

one more trampoline fetishhhhh…

AAAAAAAAAND BIN. BAG. FULL. OF. LETTUCE

….Oh no he stumbled backwards.