They don’t tell you in moon school that it is free to go there if you know the right people to talk to. But I talked to the wrong people and had to steal a free walk on the moon. I had to run away from two lemon zephyrs being ridden by riders and dodge a string of bad dads but the destination wasn’t worth the journey. It was dark and full of stars you couldn’t touch without a barge pole (or touch with a barge pole). Once there I started charging several monies to become unladen of gravity but too many people had too many monies and they struggled to moonwalk and all wanted a refund but they didn’t read the disclaimer: do not ask for refunds as refunds cost us monies.

Anyway.

Daily writing prompt

How much would you pay to go to the moon?

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